What would you do...., if someone messed with your car? Options

[rlan214]

most of the time its those females that do it anyway so i wont say beat em
tell u the truth iono

[ashleyzredcelica]

female or not i would beat the living crap outta them...and i will when i find out who did the **** to my car.

[95STCelica]

Someone put pizza on my window cuz his g/f told him that i flirt with her?? I didn't do anything cuz i am not the fighting type, even tho he messed with my car..

I think he got his in the end, his g/f is ugly ... and she is now pregnant

[coustoe]

1. get bout 5-7 cans of shaving cream
2. dip in liquid nitrogen
3. remove metal casing from frozen shaving cream
4. put shaving cream in small styrofoam insulated case.
5. connect heat activated thermostat (like in radiator) switch inline with set of batteries.
6. put styrofoam case with batteries and heat trigger in car
7. Car reaches certain temperature, Battery circuit closes, Shaving cream Expands Exponentially.
8. Car is filled with shaving cream with passenger inside.


Pros: occupant is severly creamed

Cons: occupant must pull over quickly and spill out of car with foam, so people can laugh at them

[The_Argon]

QUOTE (coustoe @ Apr 8, 2003 - 5:37 AM)

1. get bout 5-7 cans of  shaving cream 2. dip in liquid nitrogen 3.  remove metal casing from frozen shaving cream 4. put shaving cream in small styrofoam insulated case. 5. connect heat activated thermostat (like in radiator) switch inline with set of batteries. 6. put styrofoam case with batteries and heat trigger in car 7. Car reaches certain temperature, Battery circuit closes, Shaving cream Expands Exponentially. 8.  Car is filled with shaving cream with passenger inside. Pros: occupant is severly creamed Cons: occupant must pull over quickly and spill out of car with foam, so people can laugh at them

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

*breathe*

that would just be too funny, I could imagine it on the news etc. lol

[Silver94CelicaOw...]

QUOTE (coustoe @ Apr 7, 2003 - 1:07 PM)

1. get bout 5-7 cans of  shaving cream 2. dip in liquid nitrogen 3.  remove metal casing from frozen shaving cream 4. put shaving cream in small styrofoam insulated case. 5. connect heat activated thermostat (like in radiator) switch inline with set of batteries. 6. put styrofoam case with batteries and heat trigger in car 7. Car reaches certain temperature, Battery circuit closes, Shaving cream Expands Exponentially. 8.  Car is filled with shaving cream with passenger inside. Pros: occupant is severly creamed Cons: occupant must pull over quickly and spill out of car with foam, so people can laugh at them

whoooaaaa......that was too damn complicated.....
Tell you what....if anyone ever messes with my car, i will hire coustoe to rig up that contraption for me, that would be awesome!!

[95STCelica]

QUOTE (coustoe @ Apr 7, 2003 - 1:07 PM)

1. get bout 5-7 cans of shaving cream 2. dip in liquid nitrogen 3. remove metal casing from frozen shaving cream 4. put shaving cream in small styrofoam insulated case. 5. connect heat activated thermostat (like in radiator) switch inline with set of batteries. 6. put styrofoam case with batteries and heat trigger in car 7. Car reaches certain temperature, Battery circuit closes, Shaving cream Expands Exponentially. 8. Car is filled with shaving cream with passenger inside. Pros: occupant is severly creamed Cons: occupant must pull over quickly and spill out of car with foam, so people can laugh at them

what's your going rate?

[sirrahtap]

i used to work at a restaurant and this one guy that worked there was really pissing me off. i took a piece of salmon from the cooler and put it under the backseat of his car. it was perfect because his car was all messy so you wouldn't notice it easily if you looked back there. it was great too since it was pretty hot outside and his windows were up. he didn't leave til like 6 hours after i did it, so it sat in his hot car for quite a while. no real damage done, but still, that smell would piss me off and make me wanna puke.
now if you wanna be really mean, put transmission fluid on their car. it messes up the paint a ton

[gjunon]

well guys i am the most devious.... if i knew who did it 100% sure this is what i would do... rent a car trailor and tow his car to some abondoned place and break into it with out damaging it take out his system ect. cut his wiper blade wires re paint his interior a technicolor rainbow (mostly pink) pore sugar in his gas tank bleed his brake lines then hook up the horn to his lights if he had other cars leave them rimless and on blocks so he would have no choice but to drive his new hot pink rainbow car to work the next day if he even made it that far then i would bring the car back to his lot and leave i am pretty sure i could get away with it because a niebor of mine is out in the country and thus no one else around.... evil grin*

[sirrahtap]

what would you do if you came out to your car and saw this?

yeah, i saw that happen...i was pretty pissed.
the minnesota gopher hockey team won nationals, so what do a bunch of douchebags do to celebrate?? riot. yep. this car was actually rolled over on its top earlier. i saw people rocking it back and forth til they could roll it over, then when it was on the roof, they lit it on fire along with about 6-7 other cars in the parking lot. i didn't have my camera at the time, but i went back up there this morning and this car was still there, but the other were cleaned up.
i was so pissed off when i saw it, because if it would've been my car i just would've cryed for days.

[dream_gyrl16]

My ex bf's new g/f, came to my house in the middle of the night and smashed my tailight on my old car.
Stupid bitch, I kicked her ass.