Round 2: Pirates vs. Ninjas, YARRRR Options

[25thcelica]

COME ON NINJAS FLIP OUT

[Digndoug]

yeah im still a pirate.. but i lost my sig.. ho-well

[shid]

Why ninjas are better:

http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=22931&hl=

(yes, it's my ninja movie)

[25thcelica]

man see shid knows that ninjas rock and are totally sweet

[creis]

Pirates, Ninjas are the civics of this world, they all look the same (black dress) even though they think there all special, and fast, and they all use the same dumb sward. pirates all look diff, some with peg legs, some with eye patches and some with both, and some with X bandanas and some with blood red ones, some use guns, some use knifes some use bombs. they may be a little less "refined" but there about having fun.

PIRATE 4 LIFE

[jayi12-15psi]

man thats crap, ninjas have to be shrouded in black for stealth(see pic on last page) because they're smart enough to attack without being seen. Where as pirates will just attack with a big dumb ship, and most of these ships aren't equiped with modern weapons, mostly they just have cannons! As for guns, all they have are those pointless antique pistols that take for forevar to reload. What kindof idiot goes around the seven seas raping and pillaging in a boat with no radar technology, while the US navy has all kinds of **** to blow them out of the water with. Ninjas are so dangerous they kill without question, and are almost invisible, therefore all they need is swords and ninja stars(not to mention their sweet undeniable skills). Those three things alone destroy a crappy pirate ship as soon as it sails into treasure cove. I can't believe how incredibly stupid some people can be, risk death attacking like an idiot with ****ty weapons? How stupid can you be? Plus lets not forget how those idiots just go out and get drunk all the time, if a ninja wanted to kill a pirate, all he would have to do is buy him and his mateys a round of ****ty beer. Lets also remind everyone of the physical implications involved in being a pirate, first off, mentioned in the thread before, is the peg leg. If you are a pirate(see:second rate swordsmanship) how can you run from a deadly ninja assassin when you have only one leg properly functioning? Second, once you get a ninja star in your eye, you won't have one to look out!!! Do you guys experience a loss of depth perception with those eye patches? I'd also like to remind you how those pirates got that way, SOMEBODY BEAT THE **** OUTTA THEM!!! and I'll tell you who that someone was, it was a ninja. A ninja who either took their leg or their eye and let them live out of pity. You pirates are sooo lucky that so many ninjas let you live because they pity you in your useless pirate lives. I obviously don't have to convince many(see pole results) but for those of you who are still stupid enought to be pirates, I hope you learned something from me today.

[CheesyLobster]

I sorry, but its pirates simple kill everything, don't you get it?

Maybe The Captain can force some sense into that tiny ninja head of yours.

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This post has been edited by CheesyLobster: Mar 28, 2005 - 2:50 AM

[doGGy]

Maybe i should post that NINJAS ROCK and lock this tread? it would be fair or not

?

[jayi12-15psi]

yeah, that would be totaly cool, its not like this needs to be discussed anymore

[SoundSlut_dotcom]

arrrrrgggh

[Fietsbel]

Wicked freakin ninjas with triggerhappy fingers.
BLANG BLANG! WhooAH!!

[SoundSlut_dotcom]

im w/ andason 100%

[acenova]

I gotta be the only ninja who hasn't taken down his sig. Still got it, because I still KNOW that ninjas kick ass!!! Don't even try pirates, you'll lose. And for the record, ninjas maybe like civics, but pirates are like astrovans man. Big, Fat, slow, and nothing but an irritation that needs to be banned from the road.

[jayi12-15psi]

yeah one time an astrovan rear ended the celica, I had to flip out and kill everyone in the van of course.

lets not forget the 6 foot boner I popped for charity