 Dane Cook, Post your fav quotes |
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 Jun 21, 2005 - 4:48 PM
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So I grabbed the shark by the neck and punch him in the face. And I was like **** you shark! Cept I was underwater, so it was like "fugg u swarrga"
Yes I have this shark rocket launcher,and it really pisses them off. I don't have a pen. do you have a pen? i dont have a pen? Can you remember all my ****? Is your name monkey ****ing a coconut? -------------------- NASA/SCCA RX-7....currently under the knife
92 Civic hatch B16 - Sold 10th anniv RX-7 - RIP The Slow Celica - Sold...and then crushed crushed due to street racing. Quote from Seinfeild: George's Boss reading a magazine: "People magazine's most beautiful people. Oh and a Celica...nothin wrong with that!" |
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Jun 21, 2005 - 4:50 PM
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f*ck bees...ill punch bees in the face... now flying horses.. not thats something to worry bout
ha! -------------------- 2011 Spice Orange Mini Cooper
2011 Alpine White BMW E92 M3 gone but not forgotten 2008 Space Grey BMW Z4 ///M 2009 Black Honda Civic LX Coupe 2006 Magnetic Black Nissan 350Z 2007 Crimson Red BMW 335i Coupe |
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Jun 21, 2005 - 9:00 PM
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"standing in line isn't so bad after the punch in the face"
-Ti |
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Jun 21, 2005 - 9:05 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 19, '05 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
IS THAT THE BATHROOM.. NOO YOUR WALKING INTO THE WOOFER
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Jun 21, 2005 - 9:40 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 11, '03 From Monterey, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
"Your move, Holy man!"
"Hey, where do you keep the chics?" "9 seconds? I gotta be to work in 3 seconds!!!" "Havin' some drinks, or you bootin' black tar heroine?" "Somebody get some sauce, she wants it her way!" "I'm your son from the future! I'm from the future, I'm your son!" "You do NOT let go of me!!" Dane Cook is THE man!!!! -------------------- "To be the man, you have to beat the man..."
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Jun 21, 2005 - 9:45 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 19, '05 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
lol yea he is
why is it everytime i go to the bathroom the door is crook-ed and falling off the latch.. like who walks in the I CANT **** IN A PERFECT SQUARE... like jean claud van dam jus walks in a kicks the door.. and then theres the for a good time call mary.. ahaah -------------------- |
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Jun 21, 2005 - 9:48 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
And someone always writes "Mike Was Here", and then someone else writes "Mike is a faggot" like Mike is coming back to check on it. "What was is this?! I was here but not as a faggot!"
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Jun 21, 2005 - 9:51 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 19, '05 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
ahhahahahahahahaha that was mad funny..
soo u gonna be walking to ur car alone tonight?? ill be watching ya 
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Jun 21, 2005 - 9:58 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
When your waiting in line at the bank, tap the person in front of you and as you do that start putting on a pair of gloves and say "now would be a good time to leave."
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Jun 21, 2005 - 10:00 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 19, '05 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
you kno that parking garage thats like 40 stories high.. what do they pave that with.. thats not blacktop.. when u drive on it its like a chase scene from chips EEEERRRRRRRRRRCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .. i mean come on EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRCCCCCCCCHHHH IM BACKING UPPP... EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRCCCCCCCCCHHHH WHERES THE DOOR.. ok ok just so your all on the same level as me imma say that one again.. you kno that parking garage thats like 40 stories high.. what do they pave that with..
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Jun 21, 2005 - 10:01 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 19, '05 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
ahh sorry for dooublee it messed up
This post has been edited by TheStreetzKing: Jun 21, 2005 - 10:01 PM -------------------- |
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Jun 21, 2005 - 11:41 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 18, '04 From Manitoba, Canada Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
lol i only heard of him a couple of months ago, my boyfriend is obsessed about dave chappelle, and then heard of dane cook.. now he's hooked on both. they're both pretty good. but the first time he heard the kool aid skit he wouldn't stop repeating lines from it... very annoying! but yet somehow funny...
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Jun 22, 2005 - 1:52 PM
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hey can i get another hole in my pecker please.
hey come on in here lets take a look at that thing, he look at it thing. wear gloves bullsh*t, we aint making a sandwhich. come on that looks like a little turtle, lets feed it some lettice. Ok, sh*t what the f*ck man. Pablo Francisco > Dane Cook (not funny anymore) --------------------  hows it taste motha f*cka |
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Jun 22, 2005 - 2:40 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 24, '05 From toronto,ontario canada Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
suck my back
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Jun 22, 2005 - 4:36 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
Seriously Dane Cook is just as funny as before...stuff older but oh well its still funny, and he has ALOT of new material being released next month.
I do like Pablo but not more than Dane. -------------------- |
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Jun 22, 2005 - 6:53 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 16, '02 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
QUOTE(Sev408 @ Jun 22, 2005 - 2:52 PM) hey can i get another hole in my pecker please. hey come on in here lets take a look at that thing, he look at it thing. wear gloves bullsh*t, we aint making a sandwhich. come on that looks like a little turtle, lets feed it some lettice. Ok, sh*t what the f*ck man. Pablo Francisco > Dane Cook (not funny anymore) [right][snapback]303086[/snapback][/right] no way dude -------------------- Buy my Celica $2,500 - http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=76562&st=0
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Jun 23, 2005 - 12:22 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 29, '02 From New York City, NY Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
Mitch Hedburg > Dane Cook.
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Jun 23, 2005 - 7:46 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
OK not the fackers come in and start to do this. I'm giving you all the Su-Fi right now you just cant see it. -------------------- |
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Jun 23, 2005 - 5:41 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 16, '02 From New York Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
-------------------- Buy my Celica $2,500 - http://www.6gc.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=76562&st=0
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Jun 23, 2005 - 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(Sev408 @ Jun 22, 2005 - 11:52 AM) Pablo Francisco > Dane Cook (not funny anymore) [right][snapback]303086[/snapback][/right] Pablo USED to be funny, be hes been doing the same stuff for years....Dane Cook is WAY funnier than him. QUOTE(Ale_lock @ Jun 22, 2005 - 10:22 PM) Mitch Hedburg > Dane Cook. [right][snapback]303414[/snapback][/right] ..... Dane didnt need to go on a reality show to get people to like him --------------------  95 Celica ST 95 Supra NA |
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