Chuck Norris, you will laugh Options

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His real name is Carlos Ray Norris Jr.

are you kidding me? Ahahaha

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Chuck Norris coined the phrase "With great power comes great responsibility," upon his successful creation of the roundhouse kick. The first person he used it on was Stan Lee for copyright infringement in the early issues of Spiderman.

Chuck Norris once raced The Flash and Superman at the same time. Half way through the race he was distracted by round-house kicking some one in the face and lost horribly.

Men can't fly... But Chuck Norris can.

Chuck Norris visited Iraq in 2001. Iraqi informers immediately told the CIA that, "There are some really incredibly badass weapons of mass destruction in the country." This lead to the second Iraq war.

Chuck Norris once ended the universe by roundhouse kicking somone too hard. However, it was restored when he beat God in an arm wrestling match.

If you ever meet Chuck Norris, he may flaunt the fact that he is "fluent in over 6 million forms of communication". Be wary though, as most of these are either a punch to the face, or a kick to the groin.

For a little x-mas mood...
After the Grinch stole Christmas, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and took it back. Then he roundhouse kicked every last orphan in whoville and kept it for himself.
^sooo bad..lol.

Chuck Norris was the Fifth Ninja Turtle, but he was kicked out when he refused to wear a protective shell and continued to maintain that "Roundhouse Kick" was the only weapon he needed.

The only thing Chuck Norris ever lost was his virginity

On the first day of kindergarten, Chuck Norris brought his teacher an apple. When he realized the entire class had also brought apples he swiftly roundhouse kicked them into submission and replaced his apple with a copy of Missing in Action.

Remember those commercials where the Kool Aid Man would burst through walls? He learned that skill from Chuck Norris.

If you shaved off Chuck Norris' beard, you would find a tatoo of an identical beard underneath.

Chuck Norris doesn't just kill time, he roundhouse kicks it.

Before filming Missing in Action II, Chuck Norris invented mathematics, so they could complete the title.

Chuck Norris once killed a 10,000 pound bear, tore it into 10,000 pieces, and then fed it to a school of salmon just because he enjoyed the irony.

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is anywhere around, rest assured that Chuck Norris heard it.

Three years ago, www.freeipods.com used Chuck Norris' face in one of their banner ads. They were forced to remove it because the ad ended up roundhouse kicking over 300,000 personal computers.


and im spent..