 Even more things you never knew about..., Chuck Norris |
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 Mar 2, 2006 - 4:16 AM
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- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. - Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72, and the're all posionous. - The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. - Chuck Norris has counted to infinity--Twice. - Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill - There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. - There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. - Chuck Norris not tea bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. - Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five. I found these in the latest "Stuff" magazine. -------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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Mar 2, 2006 - 7:40 AM
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whats up with the chuck norris craz?
whats with the sudden popularity? |
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Mar 2, 2006 - 10:10 AM
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 Old news. -------------------- |
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Mar 2, 2006 - 12:01 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 9, '03 From St. Louis Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
That's sooooo two months ago, I love chuck norris(ninja), but I'm sick of it already.
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Mar 2, 2006 - 12:24 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 21, '02 From Montgomery county/Rockville,MD Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
im sick of the chuck norris ****
it aint even funny Especially when 16-17 yr olds start saying it when they have no idea who is he really is. |
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Mar 2, 2006 - 12:27 PM
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QUOTE Especially when 16-17 yr olds start saying it when they have no idea who is he really is. I hope you aren't assuming I am a 16-17 year old kid, cause you would be wrong. Also I hope you aren't implying that I don't know who he is, cause you would be wrong again. I was simply taking what was in Stuff Magazine and putting it on here, if you all are bored of it then why did you open the thread to read it? Tila Tequila is on the front. Pretty sure shes hot. -------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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Mar 2, 2006 - 12:28 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Sep 21, '02 From Montgomery county/Rockville,MD Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
nah nah like kids at the mall
i grew up to chuck norris films ^_^ I think its how i learned to speak english |
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Mar 2, 2006 - 1:17 PM
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QUOTE if you all are bored of it then why did you open the thread to read it? To put you in your place, nOOb -------------------- [img]http://photos-081.facebook.com/n6/081/n15913038_30266081_3342.jpg[/img]
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Mar 2, 2006 - 2:00 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
QUOTE To put you in your place, nOOb n00b? I have been here for a long time now. Over a year. I am in no way a n00b anymore. The n00b title is passed on after about 8 months -------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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Mar 2, 2006 - 2:06 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 9, '03 From St. Louis Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
:0 yet the chuck norris facts have thus far eluded you.
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Mar 2, 2006 - 2:10 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
QUOTE :0 yet the chuck norris facts have thus far eluded you. Have eluded me in what way? I posted them because I found them in a magazine, not because I thought Chuck Norris was still a running gag in here or anything like that. Posted them because it was random and OFF TOPIC (you know, like the forum) -------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
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Mar 2, 2006 - 2:29 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 9, '03 From St. Louis Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
The chuck norris facts have eluded you because this is like the 80th thread with those stupid facts.
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Mar 2, 2006 - 3:08 PM
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QUOTE The chuck norris facts have eluded you because this is like the 80th thread with those stupid facts.  Tear.
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Mar 2, 2006 - 4:47 PM
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lol
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Mar 2, 2006 - 5:44 PM
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QUOTE(Jonathan @ Mar 2, 2006 - 10:28 AM) [snapback]401797[/snapback] nah nah like kids at the mall i grew up to chuck norris films ^_^ I think its how i learned to speak english no offense but u know chuck norris cuz u watch his films? 
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Mar 2, 2006 - 9:48 PM
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QUOTE(jayi12-15psi @ Mar 2, 2006 - 10:17 AM) [snapback]401813[/snapback] QUOTE if you all are bored of it then why did you open the thread to read it? To put you in your place, nOOb QUOTE(95CelicaST @ Mar 2, 2006 - 11:00 AM) [snapback]401827[/snapback] QUOTE To put you in your place, nOOb n00b? I have been here for a long time now. Over a year. I am in no way a n00b anymore. The n00b title is passed on after about 8 months man, im the 11th person to join this site i find the chuck norris stuff hilarious there are a couple listed in this thread that i never saw until now. keep'em coming -------------------- 1994 Celica GT4 WRC Edition
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