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 Mar 25, 2006 - 9:45 AM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Nov 6, '03 From Campbellsville, Ky. Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****. Amen  --------------------  |
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Mar 25, 2006 - 12:36 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 3, '05 From Hollywood, FL Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
wow, thats a really really old email chain letter. Havent seen that in a few years.
-------------------- To live, is to suffer
To survive, thats to find meaning, in the suffering....  |
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Mar 25, 2006 - 12:54 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 27, '04 Currently Offline Reputation: 14 (100%) |
hey now
-------------------- ~Daniel~ No Longer Celica Owner.. moved on to a 03 WRX-EJ207
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Mar 26, 2006 - 1:34 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '04 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
Hahahhahaha thats awesome
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Mar 26, 2006 - 4:54 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
QUOTE(Jaws4God @ Mar 25, 2006 - 12:54 PM) [snapback]413040[/snapback] hey now Doesnt say it is your religion. -------------------- |
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Mar 27, 2006 - 8:22 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 8, '06 From Nova Scotia, Canada Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
I live by this one.
I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. Red Green Quando omni flunkus moritati --------------------  |
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Mar 27, 2006 - 9:01 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 13, '05 From Poughkeepsie, NY Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
i know this isnt a "prayer" but what happend to the good old, "treat people how u wanna be treated."
If u dont just wanna be someones **** buddy, dont treat them like thats all u want them to be. --------------------  Kawi Love |
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Mar 27, 2006 - 11:02 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
Did you just censor yourself from saying butt?
Its a joke peoples, lets not get into a huff. -------------------- |
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Mar 27, 2006 - 11:06 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 13, '05 From Poughkeepsie, NY Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
no the **** was the f word. and no ones in a huff...well least im not.
-------------------- Kawi Love |
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Mar 27, 2006 - 11:24 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 7, '04 From Germantown, WI Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
QUOTE(axelrduvirage @ Mar 27, 2006 - 7:22 AM) [snapback]413801[/snapback] I live by this one. I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess. Red Green Quando omni flunkus moritati Hahaha possum lodge. I love that show. I liked this one too: HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked. Bring beer. |
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