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 Oct 7, 2006 - 11:39 AM
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Enthusiast  Joined May 3, '04 From pittsburgh Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
QUOTE(saleeka @ Oct 7, 2006 - 3:44 PM) [snapback]488798[/snapback] "You might as well sleep with me, cause im going to tell everyone we did anyway" i frickin love this one!! --------------------  Now SR powered |
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Oct 7, 2006 - 11:56 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Sep 14, '06 From Daytona,FL Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
"Do you work for UPS? Cause I could have sworn you were lookin out my package."
"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" "The word of the day is legs, Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word." Never used a pick up line, but their funny to mess around with your friends(girlies) --------------------  |
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Oct 7, 2006 - 12:49 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 18, '04 From Portland OR / Vancouver WA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I did a doodle of this one cause...its more fun lol. Its pretty much just a way to get your arm around the girl
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Oct 7, 2006 - 1:14 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 25, '02 From Pittsburgh/Clairton, PA Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"
and Saleekas are awesome 
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Oct 7, 2006 - 5:06 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 18, '04 From Portland OR / Vancouver WA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I thought these were kinda funny hahaha! first one is kind of an insult
 the other one is just DUMB but made me laugh"Honey, I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." "Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away" -------------------- |
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Oct 7, 2006 - 5:25 PM
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Enthusiast Joined May 8, '06 From Irvine Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
The word of the day is legs, lets go back home and spread the word.
Excuse me, how much do Polar bears weigh? Enough to break the ice, Hi im Nate Or this poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I like spaghetti Lets have sex. *Looking a a piece of her clothing* Is that felt? ...cuz it should be If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me? If you woke up alone in the woods with your hands and feet tied up and your ass burning, would you tell anyone? good, wanna go camping? My personal favoriate one is "Hi, I have money" 60% of the time, it works every time. 
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Oct 7, 2006 - 9:00 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 14, '04 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, I'm no longer infected."
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Oct 7, 2006 - 9:19 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 6, '05 From cerritos, california Currently Offline Reputation: 10 (100%) |
guy: "hey! would you like to go for a pizza and a f***?"
girl: "no!" guy: "what.. you dont like pizza?" "nice legs.. what time do they open" guy: "excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers?" girl: "no!" guy: "well allow me to introduce myself.."  -------------------- things happen for a reason.
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Oct 7, 2006 - 10:20 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 23, '03 From New Orleans Currently Offline Reputation: 5 (100%) |
My friend always tries to get me to walk up to girls and go.
"Hey I'm lester, they call me big L. They dont call me big L for nothing." And a girl I know got this one at work. "Hey which shirt should I buy to take you out to dinner tonight." |
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Oct 7, 2006 - 10:49 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 1, '05 From Charlotte NC Currently Offline Reputation: 14 (100%) |
QUOTE(forkee @ Oct 7, 2006 - 12:38 AM) [snapback]488695[/snapback] if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning  I WILL be using that one SOON (let you know if i get slapped  )if you see a girl riding a bike: tell her youre too pretty to be peddling pussy!! (learned that form illneversellmyceli) just walk up to a girl and say: Hurry up and give me your number before i dont want it anymore! check the label of her shirt and say, just checking to see if you were made in heaven. care for some tea? ive got bags! guy: do you have any (enter ethnicity) in you? girl" no. guy: want some? --------------------  QUOTE (Galcobar @ Oct 15, 2008 - 2:44 AM)  You want power but have no money. That's a problem. Cheap. Reliable. Fast. Pick two. |
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Oct 8, 2006 - 8:58 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 3, '04 From Portsmouth, RI Currently Offline Reputation: 33 (100%) |
QUOTE(6strngs @ Oct 7, 2006 - 2:37 AM) [snapback]488718[/snapback] I lost my phone number, can I have yours? my friend George actually used this one...on a guy needless to say, it didn't work  what happened to me a few days ago... guy: here's my business card, call me so we can have lunch. are you married? me: yeah sorry guy: me too, its ok... call me anyway [drives away in his mercedes] -------------------- |
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Oct 8, 2006 - 2:05 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 12, '06 From Wilmington, NC Currently Offline Reputation: 45 (100%) |
QUOTE(hurley97 @ Oct 8, 2006 - 6:58 AM) [snapback]489013[/snapback] QUOTE(6strngs @ Oct 7, 2006 - 2:37 AM) [snapback]488718[/snapback] I lost my phone number, can I have yours? my friend George actually used this one...on a guy needless to say, it didn't work what happened to me a few days ago... guy: here's my business card, call me so we can have lunch. are you married? me: yeah sorry guy: me too, its ok... call me anyway [drives away in his mercedes] mmm... I woulnd't call him if I were you... maybe if it were a Lexus. lol --------------------  94 GT - Sold -------- 69 Pontiac Lemans - Sold 88 Alltrac - Sold ---- 04 WRX - Sold 00 GT-S - Sold ------ 91 Miata - project/drift car 95 GT - Sold -------- 96 GT - New Daily Drive |
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Oct 9, 2006 - 12:34 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 17, '06 From under your bed. Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
"Um, hey. You got a bandage? ... Cuz I hurt myself when I fell for you."
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Oct 9, 2006 - 7:39 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Oct 30, '05 Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Hey, I just noticed you over there and thought, "damn, she's cute. I want to go talk to her."
I'm direct. Unless you guys what crap I'd never actually use: Baby, you must work a subway because you just gave me a footlong. |
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Oct 9, 2006 - 11:29 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 16, '05 From Louisville,KY Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
hi, im doug. thats GOD spelled backwards with a little dash of you in it.
i used that one... and my names not doug |
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Oct 12, 2006 - 10:53 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 23, '06 From Michigan Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby im lost at sea... hahahaha
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Oct 12, 2006 - 8:34 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
"You got a mirror in your pocket? cause I can totally see me in your pants"
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 I'm not really an asshole, but I play one on the internet. **** Photobucket |
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Oct 12, 2006 - 8:36 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 13, '05 From Poughkeepsie, NY Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
QUOTE(95CelicaST @ Oct 12, 2006 - 9:34 PM) [snapback]490984[/snapback] "You got a mirror in your pocket? cause I can totally see me in your pants" wow i totlaly forgot about that one --------------------  Kawi Love |
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Oct 12, 2006 - 8:53 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
"nice legs. When do they open?"
-------------------- 1991 MR2 - T-tops - Crimson Red - Gen3 3SGTE - Lots of money
I'm not really an asshole, but I play one on the internet. **** Photobucket |
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Oct 12, 2006 - 9:31 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jul 29, '03 From north of detroit Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
just introduce yourself thusly:
"hi, i'm [insert first name here]. [first name] gozeenya." my personal favorite--- you- "hey, do you know where i can get a rutabaga around here?" pretty lady- "no, why?" or "what the hell is a rutabaga?" you (to any response)- "that's cool, i really don't care...i just wanted to start a conversation." --------------------  do you know who i am, mr. worley? |
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