Big project and need opinions!, Pics and everything inside! Options

[hitcachi]

Ok, so now that winter is here and teh celica is un-insured and all tucked away for the winter so I can rip out the underbody and rebuild the suspension, I was driving my previous winter beater which was a 1988 Pontiac Grandam. But, sadly, it has pretty darn near blown up on me finally. Pics of said car below.



Ok, so I went out and bought a 1995 Ford SScort. Only 100k on it and it runs and drives like a champ. 5 speed too. (Less friggin miles then my celica). Pics of SScort below.


So now, its time to finish off the Grandspam. The question is, what should we do to it. We already took a previous winter beater on its last leg and took the front windshield out and took the doors off and rallied it. (1989 Dodge Daytona) So we need some really really good ideas on what to do with this car. What ever we choose a video camera will be invovled in the whole undertaking. Remember, we have access to alot of resources. Like vast country fields, and any tool imaginable.

You thoughts please! Discuss!

[devilsden97]

you have guns?

[hurley97]

paint racist comments on the side and drive through the ghetto

[playr158]

lol i've never seen your celica before....looks good!

just right

White trash sponsored by your mom's mullet LOLZ

[bojangles_8686]

One word......




DUNKALICIOUS!

[97lestyousay]

I can't really tell by the pic but it looks like the worthless 2.5 ltr gm.
Swap in a quad 4 then you've got something. Otherwise use it's
last few breathes of life to ghost-ride it into somthing like
an x girlfriends house.JK

[x_itchy_b_x]

NICE.

[tim86]

run over it with a huge tractor... that would be amazing

[uberschall]

i'll furnish a list of thoroughly outrageous ideas!

1. make a super-dorifto snowomobile out of it. just replace the rear wheels with some sort of makeshift skis. it would make one hell of a car-sledding rig.

2. turn it into a hot tub. cut the roof off, weld the doors shut, and water seal the cabin with a big tarp. buy some champagne and invite some pretty ladiez to check out your "jacuzzi."

3. build a tank out of it. buy some scrap metal, remove the mirrors, lights, and all the trim. weld some bumper and frame reinforcements to the front, and remove all the glass and replace it with mesh (extruded sheetmetal would work well) to protect from flying debris. then go see what sort of things you can knock over/crush/crash into with it.

4. drive it to michigan, and me and my buddies will put you up for a couple days, buy some beer, and we can light it on fire and push it off the cliff at the gravel pit.

This post has been edited by uberschall: Nov 13, 2006 - 11:05 PM

[hitcachi]

hmmmmmm, some very ambitious ideas. I diggin number 4 on the last one if you buy the beer. And bojangles, that photoshop is freakin roflcopter!! Oh and yes, we own many guns and 2 tractors.....

[bojangles_8686]

If your tractors are powerful enough you should try to rip it in half.

[KB-2]

i liek the hot tub idea.
or ill make up a few right now as well

1.find a big cliff and just push it off and watch it fall
2.......load it up with explosives....and shoot it till it goes BOOM!
3. send it in to "pimp My Ride"
4. make it into a big ball of metal
5. barry it half way in the ground with the other half sticking up....like a tombstone sorta?
6. use it for some type of prank....like steal your buddys car out of the garage, and replace it with that...thing

hmm theres so many possibilties!

[DriveCelicaST]

If you want racist ideas, go to www.youtube.com and type "amazing racist"

I just saw his clip yesterday.

[hitcachi]

I think ima go try that whole ghost riding thing. If anyone is curious about things like, what would happen if , or how much damage would this cause, please let me know, and I will see what i can work out.

[playr158]

car could lose control and run into something/someone

serious damages or injury