Snowman Power Vs. Political Power!, Im bored..... Options

[soulshadow]

So what advantages does Snowman power have against Political power?

Snowman Pro:

1. Does not have to eat
2. Never has to sleep
3. Pointy fingers for poking eye
4. Eyes can burn cuz there made off coal!
5. Attacks using snowballs
6. A huge army can be raised by rolling snow
7. Can squash enemies by jumping on them...because compact snow is HEAVY!

Cons:

1. Lasts during the cold only...unless there frosty the snowman
2. Brainless...can only follow 1 command if they can follow the command
3. Can't run or walk....but they can JUMP?
4. Talks in a englishman~ way because of the hat!
5. Can't differentiate between friend or foe, because they can only see black.
6. Head falls of easily

NOw....

Political Pro!:

• Can survive during any weather
• Can wield any weapon
• Can run, walk, jump....and fly?
• Head is attached permanently
• Can tell friend from foe.... unless blind
• Talks in english... duh!
• Confuses they enemy by using cumplucated words.

Cons:

• Freezes in the cold, sweats like a pig in the heat
• An army takes 30+ years to raise
• Sleeps like the dead
• Attacks using words
• Eyes can't burn, because they might fall right off
• Fears Lawyers more than anything else on earth

So whose side are you on?