post your pick up lines!! Options

[OrbitalGT95]

does this rage smell like chloroform? bad, i know...but i find it funny

This post has been edited by OrbitalGT95: Oct 7, 2006 - 5:37 PM

[tnltracy]

have you seen my travel pack of Viagra? I just took one and left the case right here... oh well, I'm set for the next few hours anyway.

[CelicaBuddy]

"I mustve had too much to drink cuz now your starting to look attractive.."

or.

"Someone should have wrote explosive on you cuz you da BOMB!"

This post has been edited by CelicaBuddy: Oct 6, 2006 - 11:40 PM

[devilsden97]

"Someone should have wrote explosive on you cuz you da BOMB!"

i like that one.

i dont use pickup lines cuz there kinda lame. but i think allot are funny,

[Davesceli]

"If you're the matrix, then im the one."

[devilsden97]

"If you're the matrix, then im the one."

....wow thats weak

[rayneezy23]

girl are you from tennesee because your the only ten i see

[devilsden97]

girl are you from tennesee because your the only ten i see

^ LOL! ****ing sweet!

[playr158]

wow this is a really sad thread....who uses them anyways?

[forkee]

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

[devilsden97]

wow this is a really sad thread....who uses them anyways?

sad but very funny.

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

and it continues!!!! LOL

[airfron]

if its true that we are what we eat, i could be you by tomorrow morning

that is f****ng hilarious

[6strngs]

I'm no fred flinstone but I'll make your bed rock.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I used to know a ton more... seems I've forgotten most of them. *sigh*

[CelicaBuddy]

hahahah some of these are great

[Consynx]

"i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon of choice.

and "no i will not make out with you!" *disgusted face*


if she's classy i go "hey.
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I drive a Lexus...Twin Turbo"

[j0e_p3t]

do you have a quarter? cuz my mother told me to call home when i find the woman of my dreams.

are you from tennesee? nevermind, you're just way too beautiful for a pick-up line.

[devilsden97]

"i heart boobz" seems to be my #1 weapon of choice.

and "no i will not make out with you!" *disgusted face*


if she's classy i go "hey.
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I drive a Lexus...Twin Turbo"

lol

my names conesynx and i drive a Twin turbo.....lol

[saleeka]

"You might as well sleep with me, cause im going to tell everyone we did anyway"

[Toyoca]

you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy

did god take the thunder from the sky and put them in your thighs

ey yo girl

do you work out cause your bodys kicking.

[amysmojo]

you must be jamaican cause jamaican me crazy

Ive heard that one but instead of the word crazy you say horny