**** birds (and their poop), I think they do it intentionally Options

[I3arruka]

So I was cleaning/working on my car today, my top was down and a storm was pulling in (not raining yet, but soon). So as I'm scrambling to get everything back together I hear this be plop, like a huge rain drop, So I'm like "great, I'm not even close to done with what I need to do." But soon I realized that it wasn't raining yet, then I find 2 spots of what appears to be dirt water. So I'm thinkin to my self WTF, so then I started looking around for any construction crew thinking, "maybe this is a projectile from construction, it just shot in the air or something."
Then I stop for a moment, time froze, and I heard the loudest segal caw in my life......you should of seen my face, cause I'm sure it was priceless

[cwlevie21]

hahaha...birds like to sit on my mirrors and just let it run right down the side...

[CelicaBuddy]

Thats happened to me...

I was only in the store for like 2 minutes, and the top was down out in the parking lot, I come back to my car and right there in the DRIVER'S SEAT was the biggest bird crap I've ever seen...

[OOBE]

and I heard the loudest segal caw in my life......you should of seen my face, cause I'm sure it was priceless

OMFG DUUUUDE!

[carb0n_f1b3r]

You are correct sir... its called mobbing... alot of species of birds do it, even against other birds... i took animal behavior as one of my upper-divisional sciences

[malpaso]

I read in some article few months ago about that bird's favorite activity. They mentioned some colors of car are more attractive for them to "use". And... sad to say that Sabrina... white is that most one (generally all shine, bright and not natural colors are like magnet for them to "mark" ... more shine -> bigger product ).

[95CelicaST]

Last summer I spent an entire day washing, claybaring, paste waxing and detailing any and all aspects of my car. I went inside to get a bottle of water and when I came out -- big fat bird sh*t on my hood, roof and hatch window

[Predator]

as i live just by the sea i get this every now and then, but once it took on some new proportions as i parked my car for about two hours or so while i was finishing up a few stuff at work, when i came back out it had a grand total of 11(!) "spots", i was just facinated how it could even be possible

not to mention when i was riding a bike and *splaff* my whole visor turned into a nice white/brownish tone, almost drove off the road..

[95CelicaST]

not to mention when i was riding a bike and *splaff* my whole visor turned into a nice white/brownish tone, almost drove off the road..

Oh god that would suck... thank god for full face helmets though. I would hate to be right behind the visor and have that mixture come up over and into my face

A few years ago on a road trip to California, we were going through the napa valley area and this flock of birds bombed our windshield with what looked like grape juice. My mom looks over and said "Well they were eatin' berries now weren't they"


... easily the grossest thing that has ever come from that my mom's mouth

[Rockford]

Last summer I spent an entire day washing, claybaring, paste waxing and detailing any and all aspects of my car. I went inside to get a bottle of water and when I came out -- big fat bird sh*t on my hood, roof and hatch window

lol that was a Eagle w/flu


I have the same problems here, when i clean my car on my house or a carwash... every time i saw a surprise from a bird.... they have GPS with clean cars sensors.... and they go poop you... I hate everytime when that happend....