If you were a car Options

[InfamousChappy]

Year: 1970

Make: Dodge

Model: Challenger R/T S/E w/ 426 Hemi & Shaker Hood

Car Name: Hemi

Why: Mopar is my first love, next to toyota, thanks to my dad having this



Didn't mean to copy the dude ahead of me with the cuda, since the cuda and chally are both e-body's.

~FlamingCelica

Ahhh yes...Glad you share the Mopar love. Both the 'Cudas and Challengers look like sex on 4 wheels.

[phokur]

Year: 1993.5

Make: Toyota

Model: Supra NA (2jz-ge bottom end with 1000cc injectors, PT72GTQ turbo, HKS GT (60mm) wastegate, AEM ecu, TRD lsd... better not get into it.)

Car Name: Lynn (Very suprised if anybody picks up on this. Given it was a 98... Lynn could be a guy-car name...)

Why: This is ME. Everybody that knows me knows I love that car. Been wanting one since I was 13, the last year they made them. I'll have one as soon as I find one affordable (look every day since 13). Bought the celi just because the curves and interior reminded me of it.

edit: needs a pic.


This post has been edited by phokur: Apr 7, 2007 - 9:31 PM

[hatchy_gt-s]

Year 1995
Make: mitsubishi
Model: 3000GT VR4
Car Name: suzy

Why: why not AWD, AWS, TT, active aero, active suspension, active exaust

[elvasoshexai]

Year 2003
Make: bmw
Model: m3 csl
Car Name: mack daddy
Why: girlz seem to be attracted to bmws for some reason... and the m3 csl is pretty damn attractive... hah

[97lestyousay]

Year: 1987
Make: Toyota
Model: PU 4X4
Car Name: Bob... but spelled backwards.

Able to take the abuse of a sometimes unforgiving and cruel world,
yet keeps on rolling.

[neoklis]

This I found some time ago.

The Car You Drive…

Alfa
Passionate and romantic, you fancy yourself. A bit unreliable, and can be eccentric too. You hate BMW drivers, but think and act just like them.





Audi
You would like to believe you are part of the new generation that is caring, environmentally conscious and family-orientated. Actually quite boring; nothing more than a glorified wuss. Will one day probably drive a Merc, but you still sometimes wonder if you shouldn't have bought that Bee-Em.


BMW
Self-centred, ambitious, dynamic and assertive. Can be a big show-off pig. Likes impressing too. Buppies and kugels past sell-by date. You think you will be CEO one day. Actually an office weenie who thinks you are God's gift.



Daewoo
Faceless, subservient and demure (except for Matiz drivers). To you, a good deal is to work from nine to five, get nothing for it, and still say thank you. And then you wonder why you don't have money for a time after hours.


Fiat
Cute self-confident girls climbing the corporate ladder with ball-breaking as their hidden agenda. Will take everything you own if she divorces you.


Ford
You still live in the 70's, trying to cope with the 90's (don't even mention the millennium). A loyal, diligent worker, but baffled by office politics and labour policies. Next car will probably also be a Ford.

Honda
You aspire to drive a BMW. You are an opinionated pain-in-the-butt. The ultimate suffragette, or the boss's girlfriend (male or female!).



Isuzu
You like the smell of diesel and have secret fantasy of being a truck driver.





Hyundai /Kia
Quite progressive, intelligent and practical. But misguided. The kind of person who will suggest a sub-committee to find solutions to what the committee couldn't. You will always maintain that a Korean car is better than any Japanese model.
Jeep
You would like to believe you are living the American dream and just love the great outdoors. The closest you get to it is by watching Days of Our Lives and the Adventure Channel.


Land Rover
You are a designer person with a designer life, who always pays too much for everything. Designer mud comes free with the badge. You're a closet colonial racist and have fantasies about the Queen. If you have a Freelander, it was probably a break-up gift from your ex.

Mazda
A Ford driver with less money. Mostly staid boring with no image and less imagination. Lots of retired people drive Mazdas. You're in the way and should get off the road.


Mercedes-Benz
Responsible, immaculate and conservative. Boring CEO clones with too much money, or the office super-geek who can't remember what it's like to have fun. Definitely not dating material.



Nissan
Good, solid, responsible, loyal office-fodder. You like to travel and maintain that you can sell ice to the Eskimos. Favourite answer: "It's a company car."


Opel
Wannabe Schumachers. Would like a VW, but fell for the bumf about German engineering. Always in a rush, but never get anything done. Kicks BMW 3 series butts because they can. Spend all their money on trying to keep it going.


Pajero
Not as label-conscious as your Land Rover counterpart, but still suckered into believing in the ultimate Paris-to-Dakar, African adventure. You drive through puddles to create your own designer mud. You believe you've made the grade, but everyone else knows you've got a long way to go.


Peugeot
Thinks France is the best country in the world and bores everybody with your limited French knowledge and tales of the Louvre and the Sourbonne.
“But Mademoiselle! Ze c’not doo zat ‘ere!!!!!”




Porsche
Smalldick





Renault
An eccentric who likes doing things the wrong way around. Usually the one who asks all the silly questions at staff meetings. You fervently believe you have flair, but it's less than that of a French cookbook. Most probably gay.



Ssangyong
A make-believe fool, because you'd like a Pajero but can't afford it. Don't actually know that the engines are made in India and not in Germany



Toyota
Although there are thousands of them, you mostly can’t spot them in their zero-image cars. Toyotas are good, reliable cars and are bought by a wide variety of people who have zero personality to go with their cars and are basically chicken-**** scared people who will never take chances and will therefore be driving Toyotas forever.
The most zero-image car in the world?, ... a white Corolla

Volkswagen
Highly overrated for dependability cars since the days of the Beetle, but they do have a good re-sale value. Usually practical, sensible people who like to drive fast where nobody can see them. They are usually loyal to their brand to the point of irritation due to the fact that they lost their virginity on a Beetle's back seat.

Volvo
As square and safe as the car


BTW - 1998 GT4 name "quicksilver"

[Consynx]

there's no Noble on there because it's too badass for a stereotype!

freakin right doggy!

[hurley97]

Year: 2006

Make: Lotus

Model: Exige 240R - Black

Why: low, wide, light, quick, hard on the ass... my kind of car


or


Year: 1997

Make: Toyota

Model: Supra TT 6spd Sport Roof - Green

Why: my dream car, always have and always will want one

[Consynx]

M12 > Elise
but if i can't afford M12...elise time
if i can't afford elise...is-f/ft-hs time
if i can't afford is-f/ft-hs...supra time
if i can't afford supra...mr-s time
if i can't afford mr-s...mr2 time
if i can't afford mr2...this lexus better be freakin sik, because iunno where all my money woulda gone

This post has been edited by Consynx: Apr 10, 2007 - 1:09 PM

[Kwanza26]

Twin turbo IS350

[devilsden97]

well it seems this has become..."if i had the money to blow" thread


college ends..

Year: 2010

Make: Nissan

Model: GT-R

Car Name: who seriously names there car?

Why: twin turbo v6, awd, pushing 450hp stock....what was that last car u know to sport those numbers? heres a hint, the supra....

or

Year: 20something

Make: Honda

Model: S2k

Car Name: .....

Why: fairly inexpensive used, has MAJOR potential to make some great #'s with a turbo, and some suspension work.

[BlackCelicaGT94]

I think you guys lost the point!

the question is if YOU were a car. not if you could have any car.

[Consynx]

same difference
i better love myself anyways, right?

[giang723]

Year: 2001
Make: Mitsubishi
Model: Evo VII
Name: Burnz or Eva
Why: All i can say is Boooooost



This post has been edited by giang723: Apr 10, 2007 - 8:06 PM

[devilsden97]

lol id **** myself to see the one on the right in my rear view.