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 Jul 28, 2003 - 6:08 AM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%)  |
Ok I have a question for my Celicans.... What would you do when some one tells you that they are going to F up your Celica.
As some of ya'll might have read my Celica has become a chair for some people on my block..but that has be taken care of. Now on the block that my girls lives on has be threatend... This czay B$3h that lives across the street from my girls house said that she was going to F up my car. But little does she know that she not going to have a chance to do that simply cause M A C is just a gully Jigga...... But anyway what would you do if this was you ??? -------------------- |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 6:23 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 9, '02 From San Diego, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
...nothing you haven't already told her twice, same thing applies here. 
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Jul 28, 2003 - 6:30 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 11, '03 From Australia, Newcastle Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
If she got any pets (cats, dogs) shave them.
 Try another threat. No point going to the dentist cause the cops won't find any teeth.  For me anything goes as long as my celica is alright at the end of the day. You scratch it I scratch you. |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 6:44 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 30, '03 From Cyprus Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
HAHAHAHAHA!!!Shave the pets!!!Cool SXR but the poor pets!!!!Macavely i think you should race her!!She got a car?After you kick Her ass i think she will respect your celica!But whatever you decide,dont shave the pets!!!!
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Jul 28, 2003 - 8:05 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 5, '03 From Bay Area Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
If someone threatens to F my car up i'd go outside with a bat and just sit there and enjoy my reading when they are present. Or you can just shine up your shotgun with a toothpic dangin out yo mouth and den give the person a look as if your'e saying.."Stay away from my car or else..." if they were lookin at ya. =Þ
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Jul 28, 2003 - 8:14 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 17, '03 From Florence, KY Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I'd go ahead and tell a neighborhood cop beforehand so it will be easy to incriminate her if she actually goes through with fudging up your car. Let as many people know as possible before it actually happens.
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Jul 28, 2003 - 8:24 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 11, '03 From Australia, Newcastle Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Finally a smart answer. I would go actually with this one so far. |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 9:28 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 22, '03 From Toronto, Ontario, Canada Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Where the hell do you people live? Man. I never get action like that here.. arg
I have all these weapons.. and nothing but office boys and timid kids.. just gimme a call.. I got your back:) S |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 9:39 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 2, '03 From Annandale VA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Mmm, well there is a rule wit me, say whatever you want, threaten my car, you die. I say figure out where there house they may think twice if they find the next morning there tires are magicaly deflated, if they still keep f-in slash em. Worst case, find some good friends and see if they like having their car on cinderblocks. I find you never have to go past step one.
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Jul 28, 2003 - 11:31 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 16, '02 From Cincinnati, Ohio Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
I agree with black STX. You don't want to lower yourself to that persons level. Be the better man and tell neighbors and the cops what she said. So that if something does happen then you can get her a$$...
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Jul 28, 2003 - 2:33 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
no she doesn't have a car... she a 40 year old mother of 5 sluts (sorry about that).. but shes just a crazy women that just last night called the police on me and my gril cause she and her husban wanted to fight my girl but when i got in the middle and told the if my girl get touched some one if going to die tonight..they got scared.. well the cops yelled at them for call them for something they stared.. -------------------- |
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Jul 28, 2003 - 2:42 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
oh that covered since day one...
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Jul 28, 2003 - 2:53 PM
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If you live by me, I will take care of her.
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Jul 28, 2003 - 11:16 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
lol thanks but her and her husban and daughters are going to be taken car of..
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Jul 29, 2003 - 12:44 AM
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Here in Alabama We'd beat down her husband or something,,, or maybe leave her a dirty note with all these magazine clipped letters or something. Hmm... Leave five or six bullet casings at her door step, and leave your nine in your hatch so she can see it if she walks up. Go to the cops, it's the only way if she's stupid. OR you could make me Dictator of america and I'd take care of it. Jon |
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Jul 29, 2003 - 1:56 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From Davenport, IA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Is she cute? Try a strawberry swirl
...for those of you that don't know, cum on her face and punch her in the mouth... I'm sorry, I have problems |
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Jul 29, 2003 - 2:19 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 4, '02 From Hecho en la Republica Dominicana/Living in NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
na shes a ugly man looking hoe bag...that 40 but looks like shes 60.. oh she is scared to leave the house some of my girls family is looking for her and her husdan now... -------------------- |
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Jul 29, 2003 - 4:47 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From Davenport, IA Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
Idk, just punch her in the mouth then!
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Jul 30, 2003 - 7:12 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 29, '03 From lynn,ma Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
well if you have insurance , provoke her , and then stake out your cars and take pictures. when she **** it up, take some snaps, and claim vandalize, get her to pay for the car if she can't get insurance to pay for it , get a new paint job , or some body kits =)
i know i know this is bad but hey.... |
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Jul 30, 2003 - 8:04 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jun 26, '03 From Wisconsin Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
or you could just apologize... this is probably the easy way out. say that your car is your pride, and you had a bad day.
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