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 Nov 12, 2007 - 3:35 AM
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 Enthusiast  Joined Jun 16, '06 From Bowling Green KY Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%)  |
Copied from an Audi Forum
"Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold. I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises. Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis." -------------------- **If you play My Brute, joing the 6gc.net clan!**
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Nov 12, 2007 - 4:03 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 5, '05 From pineapple under the sea Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
So old! I remember laughing about this kid years ago. Someone's mommy and daddy had to buy a new motor.
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Nov 12, 2007 - 7:58 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 17, '05 From The Netherlands Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
This was posted on a Dutch Supra forum saturday as well. I had to read the first lines 2-3 times before I started laughing. Maybe it has happened years and years back, but I still think its a hoax!
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Nov 12, 2007 - 10:43 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined May 22, '03 From NOVA Currently Offline Reputation: 16 (100%) |
this is like 4 years old or something like that
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Nov 12, 2007 - 11:12 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 29, '07 From Hoyt Lakes, MN Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
Wow, never read something like this ever. Was this kid serious? OMG he is sooo dumb. Spoiled little rich kid probably did get a new motor after this happened. Probably a newer car.
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Nov 12, 2007 - 11:43 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 13, '03 From California Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
this isnt real right?
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Nov 12, 2007 - 11:46 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 12, '05 From Texas Currently Offline Reputation: 59 (100%) |
QUOTE(fastgt @ Nov 12, 2007 - 10:43 AM) [snapback]613475[/snapback] this isnt real right? I hope not... 
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Nov 12, 2007 - 11:58 AM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 29, '07 From Hoyt Lakes, MN Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
^ same here. That is totally idiotic to even think of putting something into the motor thinking it will port and polish it.
-------------------- 98 Celica gt red- totaled deer
94 Celica st black DD (bad weather beater)- totaled deer 95 Celica gt silver- chassis sold 88 Celica All-Trac (Burned to a crisp) 94 Celica gt white (sold) In need of a rust free chassis!!!! |
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Nov 12, 2007 - 12:35 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
No, it's not real.
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Nov 12, 2007 - 12:38 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 25, '02 From Pittsburgh/Clairton, PA Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
like my boobs, fake
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Nov 12, 2007 - 12:57 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 10, '03 From Connecticut Currently Offline Reputation: 11 (100%) |
You have boobs? Can I see?
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