Guess What I've Built?, CRAZY customizationz! Options

[D-Man]

if your rich enough; you can pay someone to wipe your but for you today.

And for a living i sell machines that make bread; we also sell machines that slice bread and bag bread. funny you should mention it~

[GriffGirl]

I have a machine that'll eat bread... her name is Lola.

[D-Man]

i have a machine that'll eat about anything you put in front of it. I call it my mouth, and/or tongue. <-see it it''s right there

Perdy dog though.

This post has been edited by D-Man: Mar 13, 2008 - 11:47 AM

[Random_Stranger]

My bad D-man, I was just thinking of "Meet the Fockers" when Robert Deniro had that man boob to feed the baby.

[D-Man]

My bad D-man, I was just thinking of "Meet the Fockers" when Robert Deniro had that man boob to feed the baby.

never seen it...

Robert Deniro had another man breast feed a baby? ew-

I could see that as being funny though, but why are men trying to breast feed babys now?

I dong get it

[hongkongnerdboy]

kuz of peter griffin tried to breast feed stewy

This post has been edited by hongkongnerdboy: Mar 13, 2008 - 12:56 PM

[D-Man]

kuz of peter griffin tried to breast feed stewy

I have seen that one; stewy had the hair in his mouth and ah-ew-hew-yuck.... makes me shutter just thinking about it...

[GriffGirl]

wasn't it in Meet the Fockers too where Ben Stiller gestured milking a cat? LOL

[DEATH]

wasn't it in Meet the Fockers too where Ben Stiller gestured milking a cat? LOL

Meet the Parents - and that was funny. weird sh*t - this is the second time in two days people referenced that movie on this site and I just watched them 2 days ago and they are not really my type of movie [funny tho].

D-man - Dinero invented a strap on set of boobs that held a bottle so the baby would be more comforted while he fed them - not really like the Stewie thing

[njccmd2002]

I have not seen a picture yet,

need to see the prototype, i may patent it before you....

[Random_Stranger]

My bad D-man, I was just thinking of "Meet the Fockers" when Robert Deniro had that man boob to feed the baby.

never seen it...

Robert Deniro had another man breast feed a baby? ew-

I could see that as being funny though, but why are men trying to breast feed babys now?

I dong get it

I dunno, but I knew a chick who had wooden breasts that would breast feed beavers

[D-Man]

I dunno, but I knew a chick who had wooden breasts that would breast feed beavers

!!

[CelicaST_CALI]

so im guessing ur designing a machine so the kid can go to soccer practice at the push of a button??

[lagos]

Disgusting.

[95CelicaST]

so im guessing ur designing a machine so the kid can go to soccer practice at the push of a button??

It's called a trebuchet

[D-Man]

so im guessing ur designing a machine so the kid can go to soccer practice at the push of a button??

it'd be nice

[CelicaST_CALI]

so im guessing ur designing a machine so the kid can go to soccer practice at the push of a button??

It's called a trebuchet

ahahha lol,someone beat ya to it i guesss,wat about a machine that teaches a kid how to catch a baseball,in teh works i assume???

[spolski07]

your doing somthing and they need constant attention. ESPECIALY durring feeding time, right?

Baby feeding time just turned into 20 minitues of supervising fairly-free time.

Because i'm a fcuking genus.

Hey Einstein:

Something
Especially
During
Minutes
Genius

classic

[Jeunesse]

let's see some pics of this contraption of yours...

[D-Man]

Oh man, i forgot Sorry, I'll post when i get home.

And I am well aware that my spelling sucks. It's this damn mozilla firefox spell check. I wish Windows would implement a program to use their spell check with it... or an upgrade on the spell check. I type somewhere around 170's WPM (on a reg. day), and I don't have the highest accuracy percent....

Plus most of my post are done at work, and i'm just throwing out a thought, and i have to have it posted before my boss walks by so i fire up a post and post it. This post probably has taken me 15-20 sec...