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Jun 24, 2008 - 2:01 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 28, '07 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Jun 24, 2008 - 2:08 PM |
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Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker -------------------- |
Jun 24, 2008 - 2:11 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 8, '04 From Thornton, CO. Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged -------------------- Fred
"...Armed with backbone and busted zoo gates, promising you from the bottom of my harmonica pocket - FOREVER - you will never have another lonely holiday..." |
Jun 24, 2008 - 2:24 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 28, '07 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Jun 25, 2008 - 3:20 PM |
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Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez -------------------- |
Jun 25, 2008 - 5:25 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 31, '02 From Virginia Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear. He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at |
Jun 25, 2008 - 5:29 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 8, '04 From Thornton, CO. Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. -------------------- Fred
"...Armed with backbone and busted zoo gates, promising you from the bottom of my harmonica pocket - FOREVER - you will never have another lonely holiday..." |
Jun 26, 2008 - 2:23 AM |
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Moderator Joined Oct 13, '06 From UK Currently Offline Reputation: 6 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We -------------------- |
Jun 26, 2008 - 10:11 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '07 From Washington Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted -------------------- |
Jun 26, 2008 - 10:44 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 8, '04 From Thornton, CO. Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP -------------------- Fred
"...Armed with backbone and busted zoo gates, promising you from the bottom of my harmonica pocket - FOREVER - you will never have another lonely holiday..." |
Jun 26, 2008 - 10:46 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! Damn D-Man - most impressive. D-Man's post should be a sticky LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
Jun 26, 2008 - 12:11 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 26, '07 From Boston, MA Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As -------------------- |
Jun 26, 2008 - 2:37 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 8, '04 From Thornton, CO. Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal -------------------- Fred
"...Armed with backbone and busted zoo gates, promising you from the bottom of my harmonica pocket - FOREVER - you will never have another lonely holiday..." |
Jun 28, 2008 - 9:04 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 21, '07 From Toronto Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies -------------------- -Derick
"In hoc signo vinces." In this sign thou shalt conquer." Gone but never forgotten.... |
Jun 28, 2008 - 1:32 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 21, '07 From I-59 -N- 610 Houston, Tx Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed |
Jun 28, 2008 - 2:35 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 28, '07 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Jun 28, 2008 - 2:55 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 23, '07 From Houston TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels |
Jun 28, 2008 - 3:27 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 18, '05 From Lincoln, Ar Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, |
Jun 28, 2008 - 3:30 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 28, '07 Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Jun 28, 2008 - 3:48 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 23, '07 From Houston TX Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most |
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