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post Jun 24, 2008 - 2:01 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged


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post Jun 24, 2008 - 2:24 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!"


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies



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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who,
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most

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