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post Jun 28, 2008 - 4:37 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles,
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocadile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow



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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love



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If you PM me and I dont respond, dont fret or cry. Im alive, better post your questions in the thread below, maybe I log back in

2grfe Swapped... Why I chose the 2GR, before you ask read here...

A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.


@llamaraxing in Instagram is the best way to find me. I hardly log here anymore.
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit!


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with


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Cheap. Reliable. Fast. Pick two.
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for


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You want power but have no money. That's a problem.

Cheap. Reliable. Fast. Pick two.
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

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