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 Dec 23, 2009 - 8:05 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend -------------------- "A true car enthusiast can see the potential in any car"
 QUOTE (njccmd2002 @ Oct 3, 2008 - 2:01 PM)  i rather be a slow turtle in risk of extinction, than a fast locust, that you can see everywhere and need to be terminated. |
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Dec 23, 2009 - 8:13 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:39 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I |
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Dec 23, 2009 - 11:48 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for -------------------- God made man....
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Dec 24, 2009 - 12:28 AM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO! -------------------- ◊◊◊ My F/S Thread! ◊◊◊
QUOTE (14:19:21) Daniel: That was a JDM hole in the side of the box too. There was so much JDM trapped inside that box that they couldn't contain it, so they had to put a JDM hole in the box to let the JDM out. QUOTE Ferdi says (11:29) No, it looks like a hooker put her acid vag on your hood. Acid vag = bigger problem than a few dings. |
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Dec 24, 2009 - 8:37 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew --------------------  i hate snow, missing my celica |
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Dec 24, 2009 - 9:13 PM
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Just to clarify,you add ONE word,that way it doesn't get really long and makes no sense...
 One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear. He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks. -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Dec 24, 2009 - 9:24 PM
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Jesus. This is still going on? I ****ing lol'd so hard i nearly pissed myself. This needs to end...
-------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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Dec 24, 2009 - 9:28 PM
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listen here u posting hussy....i just brought it back,and if u would have read the posts you would have known that...god i hate you... merry chirstmas b!tch
This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Dec 24, 2009 - 9:29 PM -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Dec 24, 2009 - 9:51 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
QUOTE (CelicaST_CALI @ Dec 24, 2009 - 8:28 PM) listen here u posting hussy....i just brought it back,and if u would have read the posts you would have known that...god i hate you... merry chirstmas b!tch  Wait... What?1?! I would have known what? I've read the last of the story. Back when luke started this, it was post one word per person. I ain't seen it in a year and it's gained like... 2.5 paragraphs. I loled. It was funny. So wtf are you talking about Andrew? I'm confused... -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM) Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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Dec 25, 2009 - 1:11 AM
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 It was dead,hadn't been posted in since october 2008,i brought it back a few days ago..so it hasnt bee going...now get out of my thread.. This post has been edited by CelicaST_CALI: Dec 25, 2009 - 1:12 AM -------------------- BANNED. for life, you moron.
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Apr 26, 2010 - 11:50 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over -------------------- QUOTE "And, as always, your friendship, help, and dedication to the advancement of Texas Celica dominance is GREATLY appreciated. Thanks bro." -DEATH 1994 GT: V6 swap, 5speed E53 W/ LSD, All Power, now RED 1995 ST: SOLD @273k miles, Auto, all power, CarPC, White 1994 ST: Totaled, 5spd, all power, Red RIP 07/09/09 @ 241,810 1994 Lexus LS400: This is my new DD |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '07 From Washington Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's -------------------- "A true car enthusiast can see the potential in any car"
QUOTE (njccmd2002 @ Oct 3, 2008 - 2:01 PM) i rather be a slow turtle in risk of extinction, than a fast locust, that you can see everywhere and need to be terminated. |
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Apr 27, 2010 - 12:37 AM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous -------------------- 1996 Toyota Celica GT (GT4 conversion) - SOLD :(
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Apr 27, 2010 - 12:38 AM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! meanwhile... This post has been edited by easternpiro1: Apr 27, 2010 - 12:39 AM --------------------  QUOTE (Galcobar @ Oct 15, 2008 - 2:44 AM) You want power but have no money. That's a problem. Cheap. Reliable. Fast. Pick two. |
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Apr 27, 2010 - 12:35 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas -------------------- Has no more Celicas
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started -------------------- God made man....
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recenly fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldnt find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tounge during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly This post has been edited by SlvrCelica09: May 25, 2010 - 1:59 PM -------------------- THIS IS WHERE WE HOLD THEM!
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