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 Oct 3, 2010 - 3:30 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
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Oct 3, 2010 - 3:40 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 15, '07 From Tennessee Currently Offline Reputation: 52 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked -------------------- Learned a lot in 10 years... I hardly log in anymore, last login Today Sept 6 2019, and I was forced just to clarify a post. LOL
If you PM me and I dont respond, dont fret or cry. Im alive, better post your questions in the thread below, maybe I log back in 2grfe Swapped... Why I chose the 2GR, before you ask read here... A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within. @llamaraxing in Instagram is the best way to find me. I hardly log here anymore. |
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Oct 3, 2010 - 3:54 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous |
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Oct 3, 2010 - 4:08 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo This post has been edited by Ted95: Oct 3, 2010 - 4:09 PM -------------------- st205 powered ss3 coupe
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 15, '07 From Tennessee Currently Offline Reputation: 52 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting -------------------- Learned a lot in 10 years... I hardly log in anymore, last login Today Sept 6 2019, and I was forced just to clarify a post. LOL
If you PM me and I dont respond, dont fret or cry. Im alive, better post your questions in the thread below, maybe I log back in 2grfe Swapped... Why I chose the 2GR, before you ask read here... A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within. @llamaraxing in Instagram is the best way to find me. I hardly log here anymore. |
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Oct 3, 2010 - 4:38 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 17, '08 From JB MDL, NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 30 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Oct 3, 2010 - 4:54 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '09 From Albuquerque, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 19 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '09 From Albuquerque, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 19 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 17, '08 From JB MDL, NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 30 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 15, '07 From Tennessee Currently Offline Reputation: 52 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling This post has been edited by njccmd2002: Oct 3, 2010 - 5:32 PM -------------------- Learned a lot in 10 years... I hardly log in anymore, last login Today Sept 6 2019, and I was forced just to clarify a post. LOL
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 17, '08 From JB MDL, NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 30 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Oct 3, 2010 - 6:18 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '09 From Albuquerque, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 19 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred This post has been edited by HectortheRican: Oct 3, 2010 - 6:18 PM -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 17, '08 From JB MDL, NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 30 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Enthusiast Joined May 10, '10 From MA Currently Offline Reputation: 37 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began teepeeing |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutley AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began teepeeing pants -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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