Make up your own story thread...., Keep it clean ;) |
Make up your own story thread...., Keep it clean ;) |
Oct 7, 2010 - 9:36 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t! This post has been edited by SwissFerdi: Oct 7, 2010 - 9:36 PM -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Oct 8, 2010 - 6:28 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 17, '08 From JB MDL, NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 30 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted |
Oct 8, 2010 - 7:06 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 8, '08 From Orlando, Florida Currently Offline Reputation: 14 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer -------------------- ◊◊◊ My F/S Thread! ◊◊◊
QUOTE (14:19:21) Daniel: That was a JDM hole in the side of the box too. There was so much JDM trapped inside that box that they couldn't contain it, so they had to put a JDM hole in the box to let the JDM out. QUOTE Ferdi says (11:29) No, it looks like a hooker put her acid vag on your hood. Acid vag = bigger problem than a few dings. |
Oct 8, 2010 - 7:13 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, This post has been edited by SwissFerdi: Oct 8, 2010 - 7:13 PM -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Oct 8, 2010 - 7:17 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '09 From Albuquerque, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 19 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
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Oct 8, 2010 - 7:22 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined May 10, '10 From MA Currently Offline Reputation: 37 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his |
Oct 8, 2010 - 7:39 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jan 17, '08 From JB MDL, NJ Currently Offline Reputation: 30 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual |
Oct 8, 2010 - 7:54 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Oct 9, 2010 - 3:14 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined May 10, '10 From MA Currently Offline Reputation: 37 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled |
Oct 9, 2010 - 4:19 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '09 From Albuquerque, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 19 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
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Oct 10, 2010 - 12:45 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 6, '05 From cerritos, california Currently Offline Reputation: 10 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through -------------------- things happen for a reason.
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Oct 10, 2010 - 1:44 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Oct 10, 2010 - 2:39 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '09 From Albuquerque, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 19 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
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Oct 10, 2010 - 4:52 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 23, '10 From Pawtucket, RI Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons -------------------- I only want to be faster than the guy next to me.
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Oct 10, 2010 - 5:21 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 18, '09 From Orlando Currently Offline Reputation: 8 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. This post has been edited by SwissFerdi: Oct 10, 2010 - 5:21 PM -------------------- '97 ST \ Eibach \ KYB \ Kenwood \ Alpine \ Cusco \ OEM+ [sold 10/18]
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Oct 12, 2010 - 12:27 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 14, '10 From San Diego, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again. |
Oct 12, 2010 - 12:28 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Dec 26, '09 From Albuquerque, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 19 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again. -------------------- taking too long to mod since '09
June '12 COTM '95 AT200 |
Oct 12, 2010 - 12:32 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 14, '10 From San Diego, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again. Floods |
Oct 12, 2010 - 1:49 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Aug 28, '07 From france Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again. Floods started |
Oct 12, 2010 - 2:29 AM |
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Enthusiast Joined Jun 23, '10 From Pawtucket, RI Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.
He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker. Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice. We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom! MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled. Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME! Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again. Floods started washing -------------------- I only want to be faster than the guy next to me.
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