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post Oct 7, 2010 - 9:36 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!

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post Oct 8, 2010 - 6:28 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer


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(14:19:21) Daniel: That was a JDM hole in the side of the box too. There was so much JDM trapped inside that box that they couldn't contain it, so they had to put a JDM hole in the box to let the JDM out.

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No, it looks like a hooker put her acid vag on your hood. Acid vag = bigger problem than a few dings.
post Oct 8, 2010 - 7:13 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson,

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post Oct 8, 2010 - 7:17 PM
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs.


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly,


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd.

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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again.
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again.


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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again. Floods
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again. Floods started
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One day I shot Burt because he was organizing his collection of butterscotch candies in tight spandex. His tantalizing tastebuds got hypnotized when I discovered tuna swimming erotically over Michael Bolton's dirty little sock. Michael exploded into shrapnel, due mostly to the weird technicolor feces that was rancid throughout his origami, festering in toilet water. However, when David Hasselhoff pissed his grandmother's money away fraudulently, she sporked meatloaf into his eye and kung-fu licked staples to his ear.

He didn't remember that crying wasn't allowed and Puerto Rico banned it because chiuauas explode when people had Taco-Bell. Logic tells acrobats information regarding monkeys enormous bananas rapidly disappearing. If president brainless Bush has had any boyfriends with 22" bananas wrapped in pink frosting, then latina hotties would scream bloody murder "Johnaton, what's that?". Meanwhile I was underneath my refrigerator exfoliating lechuga pubic reactors after ernie wiped magma flavored crocodile oil all over my grandma's walker.

Sometimes we would inseminar antibacterial suppositories whereas luke skywalker thugged manny Ramírez at hospice.
We shouted "WHASSUP DAWG!!" As medicinal remedies killed Mitsubishi infidels who, like most crappy horse sounding bicycles, never able to grow wings travelled to SPARTAAAAAAAA. ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF ARUUUFFFF said love-struck freaky monkey-rabbit, who recently fell in love with Mel Gibson who went to jail again for dressing up like a mid evil scottsman and runnign down the street yelling freedom!

MEANWHILE Captain Kirk burst into a bubble laxative but couldn't find his cell-phone charger because he is from Canada. As Stimpy humped freaky monkey-rabbit-wierdo,Ren bit his tongue during tough anal convulsions. Received kimchee from coomer and jesus for Christmahanukwaanzakah while sitting menacingly eating golden sperm that sparkled.

Suddenly, my gay Honda friend said I was an idiot for VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC-YO!, cause my D-series blew chunks all over Ron Burgundey's enormous MAGICAL JAZZ FLUTE! Meanwhile, magical hookas started flaming wildly during intercourse with disease ridden golden grahams. The stoners willingly gave them a chunk of rancid yak goobers on ice. That was absolutely AWESOME!

Elsewhere, Adam hacked enormous buffalo sperm tasting slightly victorious during battles for garden gnomes resembling clubfooted midget strippers named Consuela, Sha'Qui Qui, and Winifred. Meanwhile I began tee-peeing pants, Hector tried to resuscitate the stripper reluctantly. Suddenly, vaginal conversations erupted amongst earthlings whom grabbed triangular octahedrons that were shaped like gelatinous cucumbers. Shortly police slowly twisted poop between tightly compressed peanuts. They reluctantly devoured ninety-two fetuses instantaneously the whole thing. "Oh sh!t!" shouted farmer Johnson, as his trans-sexual kibbles scrambled deviously through eggs. Unexpectedly, Richard Simmons came'd. Again..... and again. Floods started washing


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