Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Oct 2, 2008 - 5:55 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
Got this in an email today and I thought it was just brilliant...
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? >> BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a >> change! The chicken wanted change! >> >> JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he >> recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the >> chickens on the other side of the road. >> >> HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little >> chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to >> ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the >> chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about >> me. >> >> GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. >> We >> just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The >> chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. >> >> DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? >> >> COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the >> satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. >> >> BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your >> definition of road? >> >> AL GORE: I invented the chicken. >> >> JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now >> against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the >> chicken's intentio ns. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. >> >> AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need more black >> chickens. >> >> DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken >> won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of >> the >> road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. >> What >> we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not >> taking on his current problems before adding new problems. >> >> OPRAH: Well, I understand that this chicken is having >> problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of >> having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a >> part >> of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can drive >> across the >> road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. >> >> ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but >> we >> have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. >> >> NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can >> see it in his eyes and the way he walks. >> >> PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. >> >> MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was >> going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when >> the price dropped to a certain level. No bird gave me any insider >> information about >> crossing. >> >> DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it&n bsp; with a toad? >> Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. >> >> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. >> >> GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why a chicken crossed the road. >> Somebody >> told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. >> >> BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few >> moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, >> the >> heart warming story of how it had experienced a serious case of molting, >> and >> went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. >> >> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. >> >> JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens crossing roads together. >> >> BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, w hich will not only cross >> roads, but will integrate with those that lay eggs. Henhouse Explorer is >> an >> integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable >> than >> previous versions. >> >> ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road >> pass beneath the chicken? >> >> COLONEL SANDERS: Which way did he go? -------------------- |
Oct 2, 2008 - 6:00 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '03 From Northern Virginia Currently Offline Reputation: 23 (100%) |
what do you call a chicken crossing the road?
poultry in motion! BA ZING! |
Oct 2, 2008 - 6:27 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 13, '08 From Seven Cities, SE Virginia Currently Offline Reputation: 21 (100%) |
SARAH PALIN: Well I know all about poultry because I can see the chicken from my house!
and just to be fair... JOE BIDEN: The chicken was just trying to find a TV so he could watch Franklin Roosevelt address the nation after the stock market crash! -------------------- |
Oct 2, 2008 - 6:36 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
Well lemme tell you what I said to that chicken, I said thanks, but no thanks, to that road to nowhere...
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Oct 3, 2008 - 11:39 PM |
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Enthusiast Joined Mar 20, '07 From Bakersfield, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 10 (100%) |
PRetty funny stuff. Now if 1 person wrote all that, I ask what their occupation is. LOL Because that must have taken a looooooooooot of time.
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