My job is unbelievable................ Options

[manphibian]

I'll try to sum it up by telling you about the folks I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but she is completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers.

But the jewel in the crown has got to be that stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22! He dresses like a throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his massive dog to work. Every single day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these weirdo's around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.

[GriffGirl]

LOL!

[SwissFerdi]

Where did you find this?

[nics]

what do you guys actually do? solve mysteries?

omg sounds like u have the mystery machine

This post has been edited by nics: Dec 23, 2009 - 6:07 PM

[HaysoosKreesto]

Badass. How much does it pay?

[GriffGirl]

I hear the benefits are great, all the free snacks you could ever want I bet

[95CelicaST]

what do you guys actually do? solve mysteries?

omg sounds like u have the mystery machine

:facepalm:


Right over your head.



Amazing thread BTW. I approve.

[dustin15brown]

how sad is it that when you desribed each person I immediately related them to the cartoon........ Really
except maybe the first one, i almost said jessica simpson

how sad is it that when you desribed each person I immediately related them to the cartoon........ Really
except maybe the first one, i almost said jessica simpson

[nics]

what do you guys actually do? solve mysteries?

omg sounds like u have the mystery machine

:facepalm:


Right over your head.



Amazing thread BTW. I approve.

your reply


fail more misinterpreting

Amazing thread BTW. I approve.

what a suckup

This post has been edited by nics: Dec 23, 2009 - 6:58 PM

[Random_Stranger]

What?! No dog?

[richee3]

This thread is awesome. I didn't catch it at first until you solved mysteries. Then I punched myself for being an idiot. This made my day.

[cheela]

sounds like a great job. hahahhah how did you ever land it?

[garin]

??? i'm tired...???

[Ted95]

lmao good **** hahaha

[benzo]

scoobie snacks!!


haha nice story

[CAMAricer]

IBTL!

Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?!

[Random_Stranger]

IBTL!

Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?!

"If one more person says something about MY ASCOT! DAYUM It's fashionable!" LOL I am looking for the robot chicken episode where they do that. Where Daph is hasslin' hiim about that.

Crikey! 'Ere we Go! >>> http://www.livevideo.com/video/WILDCAT/A0D...by-doo-the.aspx

This post has been edited by Random_Stranger: Dec 24, 2009 - 4:29 AM

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[pittfirefighter]

IBTL!

Haha, dog treats...you forgot to mention that you that stupid scarf/tie with that fugly white sweater. What is up with that scarf!?!

did you really just suggest locking a mods thread?

[96bluevert]

lol